When I sit at home bored there’s only one thing to do:
Bust out the papers, and turn on the tube.
Maybe kick it with my little homeboy Spongebob,
Eat Krabby Patties like it’s our mothafuckin’ job.
And after the feast I’m a call up Doug,
Tell him to bring the chick with the big fine bum.
What’s her name again? Is it Patti Mayonnaise?
I know one thing’s for sure the chick loves to blaze.

So lets all meet up and get fucked up.
All you little nicktoons, let’s kick it and bump.

If we gonna keep it real we best call up the twins
Phil and Lil would be pissed if we didn’t fill ‘em in.
Make sure you tell Tommy, even though he just saw me
After smoking a joint with Grampa and mommy
Hey Arnold where you at?
I been lookin for you all day, roger that.
Stoop kid’s at my house and we getting down to biz
Timmy Turner’s rollin through with that fairy dust shit
Wandisimo and Wanda just banged so
Cosmos coming by to blow away the pain.
Jimmy Neutron and Patrick are bringin the bud
Chuckie just called and hes bringing the suds
So we gonna get drunk and we gonna smoke skunk
Gonna get down that groove
And feel a little bit of funk.

Hit it with a little TV 101.
Have fun. Just have fun.
Hit it with a little TV 101.
Have fun, just have fun!